Zum Blockbuster Ted 2 kommt diese flauschig-weiche und fluchende Plüschfigur des titelgebenden Teddy-Bärs! Sie ist ca. 40 cm groß, bewegt auf Knopfdruck ihren Mund und gibt folgende Sätze von sich:

- I love our gun dog baby family.
- Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.
- You will not wreck this night with your forced white people group fun.
- 2 League MVP’s, 4 SuperBowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now lets give him a hand job into this cup.
- Wow, you make history come alive.
- Well that was back when she was rowwr and before she was who-hoa!
- We dont' know any lawyers, all our friends make sandwiches.
- I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.
- I gotta post this. Hashtag _Grrr, Mondays.
- We could totally be lawyers.
- Its always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
- Ahh s’cuz me, where’s your non-jerk off bathroom?
- Piss off, I don’t want to get any jizz on me!
- That felt smooth, really smooth.
- That’s what you get for fuckin’ excersizin’!

Englische Version!

Zum Blockbuster Ted 2 kommt diese flauschig-weiche und fluchende Plüschfigur des titelgebenden Teddy-Bärs! Sie ist ca. 40 cm groß, bewegt auf Knopfdruck ihren Mund und gibt folgende Sätze von sich:

• I love our gun dog baby family.
• Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.
• You will not wreck this night with your forced white people group fun.
• 2 League MVP’s, 4 SuperBowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now lets give him a hand job into this cup.
• Wow, you make history come alive.
• Well that was back when she was rowwr and before she was who-hoa!
• We dont' know any lawyers, all our friends make sandwiches.
• I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.
• I gotta post this. Hashtag _Grrr, Mondays.
• We could totally be lawyers.
• Its always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
• Ahh s’cuz me, where’s your non-jerk off bathroom?
• Piss off, I don’t want to get any jizz on me!
• That felt smooth, really smooth.
• That’s what you get for fuckin’ excersizin’!

Englische Version!

Zum Blockbuster Ted 2 kommt diese flauschig-weiche und fluchende Plüschfigur des titelgebenden Teddy-Bärs! Sie ist ca. 40 cm groß, bewegt auf Knopfdruck ihren Mund und gibt folgende Sätze von sich:

- Wow, you make history come alive.
- Well that was back when she was rowwr and before she was who-hoa!
- We don't know any lawyers, all our friends make sandwiches.
- I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.
- I gotta post this. Hashtag _Grrr, Mondays.
- We could totally be lawyers.
- That felt smooth, really smooth.

Englische Version!

Zum Blockbuster Ted 2 kommt diese flauschig-weiche und fluchende Plüschfigur des titelgebenden Teddy-Bärs! Sie ist ca. 40 cm groß, bewegt auf Knopfdruck ihren Mund und gibt folgende Sätze von sich:

I love our gun dog baby family.
Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.
You will not wreck this night with your forced white people group fun.
2 League MVP’s, 4 SuperBowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now lets give him a hand job into this cup.
Wow, you make history come alive.
Well that was back when she was rowwr and before she was who-hoa!
We dont' know any lawyers, all our friends make sandwiches.
I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.
I gotta post this. Hashtag _Grrr, Mondays.
We could totally be lawyers.
Its always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
Ahh s’cuz me, where’s your non-jerk off bathroom?
Piss off, I don’t want to get any jizz on me!
That felt smooth, really smooth.
That’s what you get for fuckin’ excersizin’!

Englische Version!

Zum Blockbuster Ted 2 kommt diese flauschig-weiche und fluchende Plüschfigur des titelgebenden Teddy-Bärs! Sie ist ca. 40 cm groß, bewegt auf Knopfdruck ihren Mund und gibt folgende Sätze von sich:

- I love our gun dog baby family.
- Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.
- You will not wreck this night with your forced white people group fun.
- 2 League MVP’s, 4 SuperBowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now lets give him a hand job into this cup.
- Wow, you make history come alive.
- Well that was back when she was rowwr and before she was who-hoa!
- We dont' know any lawyers, all our friends make sandwiches.
- I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.
- I gotta post this. Hashtag _Grrr, Mondays.
- We could totally be lawyers.
- Its always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
- Ahh s’cuz me, where’s your non-jerk off bathroom?
- Piss off, I don’t want to get any jizz on me!
- That felt smooth, really smooth.
- That’s what you get for fuckin’ excersizin’!

Englische Version!